Doorballs PVC Door Knocker with Bronze Finish – Funny Novelty Gag Gift for Men & Women – Adhesive Mount, No Drilling Required
$29.99
Show the world your balls with Doorballs, the world’s funniest door knocker! Measuring 9” tall, 6” wide, and 2” deep Doorballs are made from high quality PVC (the same thing your debit cards are made from) and are as strong as your bathroom plumbing! Weighing in at just over a pound these balls will get the attention of anyone knocking at your door and make salesmen think twice before bothering you. With the included double sided adhesive mounting tape, you can STICK these to almost any flat surface you can imagine. Easily peel off your balls when you move or want to stick your balls somewhere else. Great for apartments, man caves, bathroom doors, access doors, unsuspecting neighbors, white elephant parties, bathroom stalls, and anywhere else you can think of that needs your balls. Discrete packaging in a white box, also available in brass (HEAVY METAL)!
2601 in stock (can be backordered)
- FUNCTIONAL NOVELTY DOOR KNOCKER: More than just funny wall decor — Doorballs are solidly built, fully functional knockers that make an impression on anyone who comes to your door. Strong PVC construction stands up to daily use.
- THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT: Show the world your Doorballs! A hilariously funny gift for men and women — perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, housewarming gifts, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, birthday surprises, or any time you need a guaranteed laugh.
- PREMIUM PVC WITH BRONZED FINISH: Crafted from high-quality PVC with a realistic bronzed coating. Measures 9″ H x 6″ W x 2″ D and weighs just over 1 lb. These are some heavy, well-hung Doorballs.
- NO-DRILL ADHESIVE MOUNT – STICKS TO ANY FLAT SURFACE: Forget screws and bolts — the PVC Doorballs knocker mounts instantly with strong backing adhesive. Works on doors, walls, lockers, dorm rooms, RVs, and any flat surface. Wherever you mount your Doorballs, they’re guaranteed to grab attention.
- READY TO HANG RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX: Comes fully assembled with large, easy-to-grab parts. Peel, stick, and you’re ready to welcome visitors at the front door, man cave, she shed, garage, or even the bathroom.
| Weight | 18 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 9 × 6 × 3 in |
Charlotte Joel (verified owner) –
The recipient thought this TOO GOOD to be confined to his front door so attached it to the front of his truck so it may (proudly) go wherever he does!! For those thinking of buying this for it’s intended use, I’m quite sure it would otherwise have made a suitable door knocker ( with suitably big ‘knockers’ anyway…)
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Greg –
Bought this door knocker as a closing gift for a client on their new home. His sarcastic request for a door knocker as balls turned out to be something I could find and he died laughing.
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Sarah Myers (verified owner) –
Bought two of these as Christmas gifts! They was a big hit. I would definitely buy these again!!
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sharon (verified owner) –
I originally saw these on Pinterest. I searched everywhere to find some as I wanted to get them for my dad for his birthday as his door bell kept breaking. The only downside is they don’t get anyone trying to convert them to Jehova anymore 🙂
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Leslie (verified owner) –
I gifted the Doorballs to a friend for his 40th Birthday!! Needless to say it was a big hit!! All of our friends loved it, and it was quite the talk, and spawned lots laughs!!
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