Doorballs
$29.99
Show the world your balls with Doorballs, the world’s funniest door knocker! Measuring 9” tall, 6” wide, and 2” deep Doorballs are made from high quality PVC (the same thing your debit cards are made from) and are as strong as your bathroom plumbing! Weighing in at just over a pound these balls will get the attention of anyone knocking at your door and make salesmen think twice before bothering you. With the included double sided adhesive mounting tape, you can STICK these to almost any flat surface you can imagine. Easily peel off your balls when you move or want to stick your balls somewhere else. Great for apartments, man caves, bathroom doors, access doors, unsuspecting neighbors, white elephant parties, bathroom stalls, and anywhere else you can think of that needs your balls. Discrete packaging in a white box, also available in brass (HEAVY METAL)!
2712 in stock (can be backordered)
BEST GAG GIFT EVER
- FUNCTIONAL DOOR KNOCKER: Strong and solidly built, Doorballs are not only unique door decor, but fully functional knockers. Make an impression on anyone who comes banging on your door!
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT: Show the world your balls with Doorballs, a comically funny gift for men and women! It’s the perfect joke for a bachelorette party, a white elephant exchange, a quirky house warming, or a surprising Christmas morning.
- HIGH QUALITY CONSTRUCTION: Made of the highest quality PVC and covered in bronzed looking coating, Doorballs door knockers measure 9″ tall by 6″ wide, and 2″ deep while weighing just over a pound. They some heavy, well hung balls!
- MOUNTS TO ANY FLAT SURFACE: The PVC Doorballs knocker mounts using the strong backing adhesive and work son any flat surface. Wherever you mount your balls, they will be sure to grab attention!
- READY TO USE: Featuring large, easy to grab “parts”, Doorballs come fully assembled and ready to welcome visitors at the front door, in your man cave, or even your bathroom!
| Weight | 21 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 9 × 6 × 3 in |
Charlotte Joel (verified owner) –
The recipient thought this TOO GOOD to be confined to his front door so attached it to the front of his truck so it may (proudly) go wherever he does!! For those thinking of buying this for it’s intended use, I’m quite sure it would otherwise have made a suitable door knocker ( with suitably big ‘knockers’ anyway…)
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Greg –
Bought this door knocker as a closing gift for a client on their new home. His sarcastic request for a door knocker as balls turned out to be something I could find and he died laughing.
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Sarah Myers (verified owner) –
Bought two of these as Christmas gifts! They was a big hit. I would definitely buy these again!!
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sharon (verified owner) –
I originally saw these on Pinterest. I searched everywhere to find some as I wanted to get them for my dad for his birthday as his door bell kept breaking. The only downside is they don’t get anyone trying to convert them to Jehova anymore 🙂
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Leslie (verified owner) –
I gifted the Doorballs to a friend for his 40th Birthday!! Needless to say it was a big hit!! All of our friends loved it, and it was quite the talk, and spawned lots laughs!!
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